Game

You are staring at your phone one late night in March laying sideways on your bed while your phone is charging, bored out of your mind with nothing to do because you have been trapped inside all day. You’ve already scrolled through your top social media sites to where you’ve seen all the most recently uploaded pictures and tweets that people have shared. So, now you are just flipping through your pages on your phone trying to figure out what to do. You flip to the last page, where you see an app clustered in with the rest of them, but you are unfamiliar with it. So, you click it. 

The phone all of a sudden starts to wack out and there is a 4D light that starts to come out of your phone and into thin air. It sucks you into the phone, minimizing you to a pixelated you. 

You look all around you to see these gigantic, different colored squares all around you. Then you hear a familiar voice. 

“Hello, welcome to my iphone. My name is Siri and we have been expecting you. Your mission is to get through all your apps before your phone battery dies. It is up to you to go through all of them to get back to real life.”

There is a timer that magically appears in front of you as you travel from app to app. The first app you have to walk into is the Contacts/Facetime app where I have to try to facetime as many people as I can within 3 minutes.

The next app is Snapchat, which for you is a huge one. You have to try to respond to all 27 Snapchats maintaining streaks with all of them. The goal of this quest is to get at least a 10 day streak, except instead of days, it’s per minute. So you have to maintain 27 snapchat people with at least a 10 day streak for each or else you will end up in Hades. 

The next app is Instagram. For this challenge, you have to go through the Instagram explore page and find 12 different selfies that people have posted in the most exotic or strange places. In this challenge, it is important to recognize that exotic means out of the ordinary. 

Want to continue? You have five seconds or you will end up in the Box Ghost.  5,4,3,2,1….

The next challenge in the Music app. You will need to find 50 songs that contain the word “You” in the title or chorus. Go through different genres to accomplish this goal. You will have 20 minutes to listen to each song. You will then have to make sure it is downloaded in the folder named “You”. Don’t achieve this goal? Here you go. 

The next challenge you will face is going into the Nike app and completing exercises. You will have to complete 5 exercises in each muscle group, being abs, legs, back, chest, biceps and triceps. The goal of this is to pass all 5 levels of exercise difficulties, starting with stretching and going all the way to extremely hard. 

Don’t sit down or else you will fall into the world of BigCompany.

The last challenge is to complete 4 levels of the popular game Candy Crush. You will be the one to have to move each candy to make three or more in a row of the same type of candies. Use the helper candies to guide you through each level. Failure to complete this challenge will lead to TheWayWeLive. 

Good luck. Your time starts now.